.. but considering my views on religion I’ll let it pass… if you don’t want to read anything remotely funny in relation to the pope then look away now…
…. I said avert your eyes…
Ok from the comic genius brain of Ross… two tv concepts.
To save the vatican having to choose a new pope, give the people what they want… Pope Idol. Hold open auditions and then let the public cast their vote (please note, that terrorist guy with the dodgy beard cannot apply!!).
Or Big Father… lock a load of priests in a church for 10 weeks and watch what they get up to. Add in a few challenges, and then get them to vote each other out, I’m thinking Father ted meets big brother.
You heard them here first, they are the comic genius working of Ross (the Father Ted bit is the only bit I can take credit for). So when you get pop bitch, or b3ta… they were pinched (although they’re mighty fine, so I’m not going to complain).





Good material!